Shelly notices something's up with her discharge, and shows vee. Vee was like "Oh sh*t.." Then Shelly was like "omg wtf search it up bitch" and vee searches it up and it turns out that Shelly might be PREGNANT and then Shelly starts hysterically sobbing. but then Vee reads down and the search results say that Shelly might have an infection. and then they were like "WHAT" and then Shelly cries more because she doesn't wanna die, Vee calls a doctor and the doctor is Astro and Astro likes Vee and Shelly yea they ALLL want each other. So they go to the doctor and Dr Astro takes Shelly in to check around and it turns out she has an infection. Turns out she has a type of retained menses, how the f*ck DID SHE GET RETAINED MENSES??? Shelly cries more and Vees like "okay wtf do we do tho" and then Astro's like "omg take some pain killers? I don't know bitches.. uhhh the actual doctor will see you in a second I just wanted to mess with Shelly's shellussy walls"
and then Astros like "omg girls don't you want me to stay in with you!!" and Vees like "piss off she doesn't want you right now.." and Vee sits on those little tiny chairs they put in the room with the big thing Shelly is sitting on (the thing with parchment paper) and Shelly is sobbing in her hands and Vee just sits there and looks at her, suddenly the doctor comes in and you would not BELIEVE who it is bro. BRIGHTNEY. "OMG BRIGHTNEY GIRL I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU TO GET THAT DEGREE" Vee came up and shook Brightney's hand. "Heh I'm so cool, okay anyways Shelly I'm gonna need you to spread your legs and like.. relax"
"Don't come for my wife bro" vee bites
"it's my job you f*cking fattie" them Brightney checks around Shelly's shellussy and the retained menses is very much there, her walls are just COVERED in dark discharge, and it smelt like ichor so.. you gotta assume.
Brightney confirms it is retained menses and Shelly starts bawling like gasp crying like girl it's just an infection you're not pregnant but anyways Vee gets up and places her hand on Shelly's back. "What are we supposed to do about it" Vee asks.
"shut the f*ck up so I can tell you fattie" brightney growls ggrr...
Vee doesn't mind being called fattie by Brightney they're best friends so it's okay . "Okay so we're gonna prescribe some medicine that will help clear the discharge, and some pain killers." Vee nods. "you need to fire Astro he told me he just wanted to fiddle with my shellussy" Shelly sobbed on her words, Brightney looked at Vee like wtf hoe and Vee just nodded.
Shelly and Vee leave the doctor's office and get back home
"If I killed myself right now would you be sad." Shelly asked.
"I'd be more mad than sad since out of EVERYONE not even I have seen the wonders of the shellussy." Vee smiled.
"I'm killing myself" Shelly got up and went to the kitchen.
"BITCH SHUT THE f*ck UP"
Vee threw Shelly back onto the bed
"SIT YOUR ASS DOWN YOURE NOT DOING sh*t"
Vee screamed at Shelly and Shelly started crying again.
"DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT ME OR DO YOU JUST WANT ME FOR MY SHELLUSSY?!!"
Shelly screamed back and Vee paused. She stood there for a second and then sat down with Shelly.
"Of course I care about you,, ermm Shellster!"
Shelly scooted over
"Right" she curled into a ball on the bed and Vee stayed next to her.
"I'm sorry-" Vee starts but Shelly doesn't let her finish
"I am too" Pretty sure Shelly's period started because she's never been this much of a BITCH before.
"WELL UGH IM TRYING TO APOLOGIZE WHY ARE YOU SORRY?!"
"I'm sorry that I hooked up with you- and now we're married? What if you never actually wanted me"
"Bitch shut the f*ck up why the hell would I marry you if I didn't want you??"
"wait omg ur right come here"
and then they make out and Shelly's already like half naked and they hear a bang and suddenly Astro and Brightney are there like who..who invited you guys? anyways Shelly screams and Vees like
"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE??" Brightney smiles
"the real question is what we're you guys about to do?" Vee looks angry and flabbergasted
"AM I NOT ALLOWED TO SEX UP MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE?"
"NOT WHEN SHE HAS RETAINED MENSES YOU f*ckING DIPsh*t" Astro is just standing there cuz he's slow
"Well maybe--"
"SHUT THE f*ck YP SHELLUSSY LOVER" Shelly shouts. Astros like omg bitch I loved you though..
Vee's yelling at everyone and Shelly's just in the bed wrapped in a blanket cuz she's NAKED.
Shelly can't take all of the screaming and runs off to their actual room because they were doing it on Vees super big master bed. "WHY WOULD YOU RUN TO YOUR ROOM NAKED??" Vee saw the flash of Shelly's FATTIE.
"SHUT THE f*ck UP GO AWAY" Shelly cried out.
Brightney, Vee and Astro all stared at eachother.
"So.. how's the weather-"
"SHUT UP ASTRO" Vee sits back on the bed.
"What did you guys come here for."
"Oh we got the meds!" Brightney shakes the little paper baggie.
"WHY DIDNT YOU SAY THAT WHEN SHELLY STARTED SCREAMING??"
"WELL YOU TOLD ME NOT TO BARGE IN YOUR HOUSE FOR NO REASON BUT THIS TIME WE HAD A REASON!!!"
Vee sighs and takes the bag. Shelly heard the noise and ran to the kitchen.
"Can I overdose on this stuff?'
"What the f*ck is your problem just take the meds." Vee shoves them down Shelly's gullet and she licks Vees fingers. "Save that for the bedroom.." Astro and Brightney just stood there and Brightney looked over at Astro "Huh- BITCH ARE YOU HARD??" Brightney gasped. "WHAT- NO!!" Astro yelps back.
"That pure Shellvee love must've riled you up.. we can go home together and take care of it.." Brightney licked her lips.
"GET THE f*ck OUT OF MY HOUSE MY WIFES BEGGING FOR A PEGGING!" Shelly was curled up in Vee's arms. "Or maybe she wants you to comfort her?"
"Do you think she wants comfort with a face like this?" Vee turnt Shelly's head and she was drooling everywhere. "She might have rabies too." Brightney jokes "SHUT UP OMG.."
Shelly and Vee start kissing passionately (or.. at least Shelly was licking the 'mouth' part of her screen)
and Shelly can't keep her hands to herself. They always explain positions wrong in fanfics so basically Shelly was on Vee's lap facing her. Shelly whined into the kiss, and Astro had to change the way he was standing. "If you wanna watch maybe you should sit down.. anywhere is fine." Vee put her hand between Shelly's mouth and her screen.
"Suck my fingers real quick bbg." Vee held out her fingers and Shelly got to work. Shelly shifted herself on Vees lap and kept whining on Vee's fingers. "Alright that's enough. What do you want me to do with these?"
"What the hell do-" Shelly sighed. "Only rubbing.. your fingers are kinda spikey." This display could make anyone flip out bro.. Astro is tweaking like physically SPASMING. SUMMARYY UHH THEY GET 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, Astro and Brightney start kissing and Shelly gets pissed off, they go kiss in Shelly's room and they're ALL being freaky it's just a freaky house hold guys...